I looked down the stairs last night to see a Muslim wearing a turban taking money that was left on our fire place. I grabbed the hammer from my tool box in the bedroom, before dashing down the stairs, smashing him in the back of the head with it, taking him by surprise. As I stood watching the blood seep through the back of his turban as he lay flat on his face, I quickly realised... My wife had just got out the bath.
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dogsbody14 Lennywankstain....you are a FRAUD! Taking peoples money to fund your peado lifestyle
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dogsbody14 Lennywankstain...You're talking back at yourself again, jeez,how many fucking accounts have you got,cuntbreath?
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bobby24 When taking a screenshot of unfunny shit that’s been all over ‘X’ FB, Instagram et al for the past wk at least have the fuckin’ decency to crop it before you spam it on here, you useless humourless dick ‘ed.
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risco & just what exactly are you expecting for that dire piece of fuckin’ shit you unfunny loser? Lots of thumbs up? Gems? Some kind of hilarity award you cunt? You’re about as funny as an inbred Pakeh who’s just had a clitorectomy ya fuckin’ bellend.
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risco …by far the most unfunny thing posted on here in yrs, you cretinous, arse dribblin’ spastic. No wonder this site is fuckin’ tanking. Tossers like you spamming decades old shit that was never funny first time around. Bit of luck you might do us all a favour tonight in your sleep & kiff it by choking to death on ya own bile embittered vomit, ya fuckin’ loser.
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