On mother superiors orders, two nuns are painting one of the convent rooms. To avoid getting dirty, they decide to lock the door, take off their habits and paint in the nude. Shortly after they started, there was a knock at the door. "Oh my goodness, we can't let someone see us like this!" Said one of the nuns. "Find out who it is" They call through the locked door asking who is there. "It's a blind man" says the voice on the other side "He is blind, we could let him in as he won't be able to see that we are naked" says the nun. So they open the door and an old man shuffles in. He stands for a second seemingly looking at the nuns before saying... "Nice tits, where do you want these blinds?"
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lennyscrevasse Yeah course you know that you dog violating incel turd. Shame you can never supply any evidence whatsoever and ramble away throwing accusations like a sad lonely dicksplash who's just got out of bed at 3pm after a long night wanking over animal porn and researching Nazis. You pathetic piece of generically corrupted ferret spunk
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dogsbody14 Oh,please! Stop before I laugh!! I said I work night 'shifts' to thick cunts like you, tomorrow I'm working 14.00 to 22.00, then 06.00 to 14.00 on the shift after....but,that's work,unlike you benefit sponging nonces that we see hanging around school gates...eh lennysavile??
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