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schulz

8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Girlfriend-Post Rating : 6

I took a new girlfriend out for a meal the other evening. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu, Caviar, Lobster and Champagne, I'd just about scraped up enough cash to pay for it, but I would be potless after. I said sarcastically "Does your mother feed you like that at home"? She replied "No, but my mothers' not expecting a blow job tonight is she"? "Bon appetite", I replied

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dogshit Hahaha, you been caught out Lenny lol

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lennyscrevasse @jackbumtits Christ you're even sadder than I thought. What website was this then? Might check out you & the dogfucker (assuming it can A recognise your childish pathetic attempt at English and B if the dograpist can stop fucking dogs for five minutes to see the results. You sad pathetic weasel

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