A 17th Century captain was sailing along with his crew when a pirate ship came over the horizon. The captain says, "Cabin boy, get me my red shirt." So, he gets his red shirt and they victoriously battle the pirates. Several days later, they spot another pirate ship off the port bow. "Cabin boy," says the captain "get me my red shirt." They again battle the pirates and are victorious. Later when things had settled down, the cabin boy asks, "Captain, why do you always want your red shirt just prior to battle?" The captain responds, "Well, in case I am inflicted with a wound, I don't want the crew to see my blood and lose spirit." "I see," says the cabin boy. A few days later, they sight 20 pirate ships in the distance the captain yells out, "Cabin boy, get me my brown pants.
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dogsbody14 Here we go! More predictable,pathetic and childish attempts at insults by the residential kiddy fucker lennysavile! Is 'incel' the only word you know,you perverted kiddy fiddling cuntstain?
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lennyscrevasse Your lost your acorn sized cock cos you tried to bum a Rottweiler didn't you you dirty incel. Woof woof
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scorpiox666 ….we used to believe in funny, edgy content on here too, until that is you & you’re ilk tanked it with ya tedious infantile nonsense you arse dribblin’ cunt.
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lennyscrevasse I'm glad it's still up and running. Gives the dogfucker something to do rather than fuck dogs or plan a massacre of some sorts
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