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4 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 17

My wife, who runs an InterFlora shop, is divorcing me. During a final, tearful, farewell shag I asked why there was a large vase of flowers on the bedside table. She said we needed to come to an arrangement.

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