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That useless husband of mine that y' all adore so much, well let me tell you something about your hero. He thinks he took my virginity but his tiny cock didn't split my hymen so his so called best friend Duane did the honors a week later. Deacon doesn't know that of course. As for the blacks, well some of that is true but he used to bring them round the house to have me whilst he sat in the corner bringing himself off with my tweezers. Yeah, some great guy huh.
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