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callmesir

4 years ago-Sex and Shit-Cheating-Post Rating : 3

When I put my multi-coloured keys down on the table, my mate looked at them and said: “Let me guess, the pink key is for the front door, and the brown key is for the back.” “That’s right” I replied. “What’s that other weird shaped one for?” He asked. “That’s for my anorexic neighbour, it’s a skeleton key.”

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risco …wish they’d done us all a favour & dropped a toaster in ya bath, you fuckin’ loser.

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risco "Spud" from Trainspotting surely?

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dogsbody14 Lennywankstain....you are a FRAUD! Taking peoples money to fund your peado lifestyle

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dogsbody14 Lennywankstain...You're talking back at yourself again, jeez,how many fucking accounts have you got,cuntbreath?

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bobby24 When taking a screenshot of unfunny shit that’s been all over ‘X’ FB, Instagram et al for the past wk at least have the fuckin’ decency to crop it before you spam it on here, you useless humourless dick ‘ed.

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risco & just what exactly are you expecting for that dire piece of fuckin’ shit you unfunny loser? Lots of thumbs up? Gems? Some kind of hilarity award you cunt? You’re about as funny as an inbred Pakeh who’s just had a clitorectomy ya fuckin’ bellend.

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