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weaverdog

4 years ago-Politics-Tory Cunts-Post Rating : 47

A Guide to Boris speak. Northern Power house = shit hole places we tories have neglected and screwed over for years. Moving forward = Let's not talk about all my fuck ups. Stay at home = unless you're a government advisor or my Health minister. Control the virus = ignore the science. Protect the NHS= privatise the NHS. Clap for heroes = no decent payrise for people that have dug me out of a massive hole. Levelling up= building a huge flat platform at the top of the pyramid to get even more of my tory mates up there. Cautiously and Irreversibly.= whilst cautiously looking out for danger I will be heading towards it anyway regardless. Brilliant oxymoron.. real translation ... blundering towards catastophe

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