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renegade

4 years ago-Events-US Elections 2016-Post Rating : 1

This arrogant fellow approached me in the pub. "I'm challenging you," he said, chest puffed out. "What's the challenge?" I asked. "If you can finish your drink quicker than me, you get to sleep with my wife," he replied, pointing to the table where she sat. "OK then," I told him, "but make mine a double."

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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

The family dropped the hint and bought me a state of the art male grooming kit. You think you're spick and span, when out of the blue, you feel a nasal hair brush your knee.

jackmeough

4 hours ago

Bless me father for I have sinned .............Why what have you done? ...............I've told the bishop you're not a nonce

lennyscrevasse

7 hours ago

I've just decided to buy a film company. Picking the right one is absolutely Paramount

lennyscrevasse

8 hours ago

I'm chatting up this lass in my local right now. Think some of my lines are working. She says she reckons I'm smooth-brained.

niggerfarage

11 hours ago

If foreign H1Bs are ruining the American economy, they should go back to making their own pencils, then.

jackmeough

12 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

risco …wish they’d done us all a favour & dropped a toaster in ya bath, you fuckin’ loser.

2 hours ago - View Post

risco "Spud" from Trainspotting surely?

4 hours ago - View Post

dogsbody14 Lennywankstain....you are a FRAUD! Taking peoples money to fund your peado lifestyle

5 hours ago - View Post

dogsbody14 Lennywankstain...You're talking back at yourself again, jeez,how many fucking accounts have you got,cuntbreath?

6 hours ago - View Post

bobby24 When taking a screenshot of unfunny shit that’s been all over ‘X’ FB, Instagram et al for the past wk at least have the fuckin’ decency to crop it before you spam it on here, you useless humourless dick ‘ed.

7 hours ago - View Post

risco & just what exactly are you expecting for that dire piece of fuckin’ shit you unfunny loser? Lots of thumbs up? Gems? Some kind of hilarity award you cunt? You’re about as funny as an inbred Pakeh who’s just had a clitorectomy ya fuckin’ bellend.

7 hours ago - View Post

Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)

jimmysammy

Rank : 1 | Score : 99.30

niggerfarage

Rank : 2 | Score : 89.70

scorpiox666

Rank : 3 | Score : 89.30

lennyscrevasse

Rank : 4 | Score : 86.00

hadoken

Rank : 5 | Score : 77.70

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