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ant76

4 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Flu

For years now, I've suffered from terrible sneezing fits. Often for over an hour at a time. My nose constantly runs too, and nothing I do or take seems to stop it. I've obviously been worried. Especially now. I eventually reached breaking point and decided to visit my hospital in the hope they could help. After a thorough examination and finding nothing physically wrong, I was sent for tests, the results of which came back today. Turns out I'm allergic to Kleenex.

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