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I called into my local the other day for a pint, 'Dai Wheels' was in the corner having a frantic wank. A stranger walked in and ordered a glass of wine in a polished English accent, he turned around, caught sight of Dai and said "Oh for goodness sake. I've been in this revolting country for five minutes; I got off the train and there was a chap having sex with a sheep in the field next to the station. I've walked into a hostelry to find a disabled man masturbating without a care in the world! What is it with you people, are you all perverts?" The landlord looked at him angrily and replied "Now think about it boyo and put yourself in someone else's shoes, how many sheep do you think you'd be able to catch if you were in a wheelchair?"

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