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ddraiggoch

4 years ago-Sex and Shit-Disgusting-Post Rating : 14

I called into my local the other day for a pint, 'Dai Wheels' was in the corner having a frantic wank. A stranger walked in and ordered a glass of wine in a polished English accent, he turned around, caught sight of Dai and said "Oh for goodness sake. I've been in this revolting country for five minutes; I got off the train and there was a chap having sex with a sheep in the field next to the station. I've walked into a hostelry to find a disabled man masturbating without a care in the world! What is it with you people, are you all perverts?" The landlord looked at him angrily and replied "Now think about it boyo and put yourself in someone else's shoes, how many sheep do you think you'd be able to catch if you were in a wheelchair?"

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dogsbody14 Such wonderful usage of the English language! How was university lenny? I bet you excelled during your sessions with the debating society, such command and wonderful dictation....but,you are a comedy icon here...

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lennyscrevasse Dograpist says what?? Fuck off jackbumskids you sad incel melt shit cunt

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dogsbody14 Fuck me! You're on the ball there! Satire lives!!

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dogsbody14 Nonce? Isn't that what I call lennywankstain? Hmmmm....interesting!

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scorpiox666 …..thieve that from a website for teenagers did ya you unfunny nonce?

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dogsbody14 Just shows what an abject coward wankstain is....heading behind multiple accounts to make this shitshow look popular!!

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