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MORE PUNS 14. Lawn sign at a drugs rehab center: Keep Off The Grass. 15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. 16. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran. 17. A backward poet writes inverse. 18. In a democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes. 19. When cannibals eat a missionary, they get a taste of religion. 20. If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine. 21. A vulture boards an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant says, "I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion is allowed per passenger." 22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One says, "Dam!" 23. Infidelity is a sin. You can't have your Kate and Edith too. 24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I’ve lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I’m positive." 25. Buddhists who refuse painkillers during a root canal seek to transcend dental medication.
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