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In an attempt to show that Bond films don't promote inappropriate sex and violence, a draft of the next film in the franchise has been leaked. No Thyme To Diet stars Joyce Bond, she's a single parent of a mixed race disabled child, she's vegan and seriously thinking of coming out as transgender. This dusky skinned heroine wears only organic clothing, No fast cars for her, she pursues villains on her e-scooter, recharging it overnight using a wind powered generator (it took her a while to realise solar cells don't work in the dark). When she catches the villains she uses her powers of persuasion (and shrill heckling voice) to force them to surrender. No violence, no sex, just the occasional flat latte or full strength Capstan (her only vice). The film will be released next August 2022, it lasts just over four hours and is suitable for family viewing. Hang on a minute, what's that disturbing noise.....oh, it's Sean Connery, Roger Moore and David Niven spinning in their graves.

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