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Jimmy Greaves is accepted into Heaven due to having been in the 66 World Cup squad. After 100 years without a drink, he asks permission to go and visit George Best in the other place. After a bit of haggling, he gets 24 hours. On arrival in the pit, he is directed to George who is sitting on a comfy bed surrounded by gorgeous girls and near a fully stocked bar. And he looks well pissed off. Jimmy greets him and says, 'I don't get it mate. You seem to have everything you want, yet you've got a face like a well-smacked bum. What is it?' George replies, 'It's absolute hell down here, I tell you.' Jimmy is puzzled but says, 'Well, I knew a piss artist like you would never go short, so can I help meself?' George laughs sarcastically and says, 'Help yourself, Greavesie.' So Jimmy picks up a bottle of Scotch and starts to pour, only to find the neck is sealed with thick glass. He tries another and another, all exactly the same. He says, 'Bestie, these bottles ain't got 'oles in 'em.'.... ....punchline.... Best looks at the girls and says, 'I told you it was Hell.'
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