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Our English teacher came into the classroom and put a snake on his desk. As we all crowded around to see it, he said, "This snake will help you to understand that using correct English is very important." "Is it poisonous?" asked Mary. "No," he replied. Mary reached out to stroke it and was immediately bitten. Within seconds she was spasming and foaming at the mouth. "However, it is venomous," he said.
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dogsbody14 'Lenny the ginger peado, had a very shiny knob...everytime he saw a schoolboy, it would start to throb and throb....'
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risco I Don't need to prove anything! The truth is obvious....the onus is on you to prove otherwise! I've destroyed your 'wasp' and you fucking hate it!
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risco Sorry lenny.....I mean risco! But what's a 'pakeh'? Don't you mean 'paki' ya thick cunt peado!
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