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A man walked up to me in the park. "Have you seen my wife's dog?" he asked. "Please tell me you've seen him." I said, "No, sorry." He said, "Shit, she's going to kill me." I said, "Oh, I remember now. Yes, I have seen your dog." "Brilliant, brilliant! But where?" "I haven't actually seen it, you idiot. I just don't want you to die."
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dogsbody14 Lennysavile -Don't fuck with the grown ups.....We did warn you!! ⚠️
6 hours ago - View Post
dogsbody14 Oh dear lennysavile! Who's laughing now? We are on to you,and your peado fundraising site.....!
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jackbuntis @lennywankstain: ….several weeks ago, before you fucked up this site, we ran some of your, chum’s, bomber’s, login’s, Vapeman’s content through an online comparison engine & found a near identical match in text & grammar construct. So whatever your name is, you’re fooling no one. 😉
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