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3 years ago-In The News-Breaking News-Post Rating : 13

Representatives from the Cardiff Philharmonic, the Royal Academy of Music in London and the Royal Scottish Royal Conservatoire are at a conference discussing how moral they are. ‘We are showing our support for Ukraine’ said the one from the philharmonic. ‘So we have replaced Tchaikovsky in our upcoming concert programmes’ ‘That’s nothing’ Said the well spoken conductor from London ‘We think the harpsichord and the music of Handel represents the racism of the empire and slavery so we have decolonised our museum collection to celebrate more diverse artists’. ‘Aye ye all oot of date’ Interjected the conductor from the Scottish Conservatoire’ ‘We wanne show solidarity with the sacked 800 sacked ferry worker. So we have just banned the Piano’

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