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I was showing off my new sports car to my girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "I said to her if I go 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" Yes she said with plenty of smiles And as I get up to 100 mph she took off her top, and bra.. then 150 mph she took off her leggings, and knickers.. then I go 200mph flat out. Unable to keep my eyes on the road, I look.over at her the car skidded onto some gravel, and flipped over. My naked girlfriend was thrown clear, but I was jammed beneath the steering wheel. "Go and get help!" I cried. "She said but I can't. I'm naked, and my clothes are gone!" "I said here take my shoes", I said, "and cover you're fanny. Holding the shoes over her fanny, my girlfriend ran down the road, and found a service station. Still holding the shoes over her fanny she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Saying please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!" The proprietor looked at the shoes and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's too far."
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rory Let me check the history of dogsbody14 and his alt accounts. If this is his sole purpose then I think I can admin to ban those accounts.
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dogsbody14 Shut up lennywankstain...this site is finished, you lame, sad peado.
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