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VAR are checking, but yeah Jota definately crossed the line.

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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

I saw this white bird in the red-light District with a crop top and mini skirt. So I asked her "Any chance of a fuck for £30." "Fuck off I'm not some whore that's for sale" "Sorry," says I, "in this area and how.you were dressed I was mistaken" "Yeh well you better apologise to my boyfriend too. He's the black one over there. OH LEROY,THIS CUNT WANTS TO TALK TO YOU." So I went over to the coon and talked to him. Then I went back to the bird. "What did he say?" She asked. "Well I explained I asked you for sex for £30 and he called me a cunt. "Yeh I thought so" she said. "He then told me it'll cost £50 to fuck you or £70 with a blow job".

secretsiteagent

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My wife got mad in marriage counselling that I "never include her in any of my hobbies. "Rubbish... countless times I encouraged lardo to come along to our WWI reenactors group... she's ideal to be Big Bertha."

wasp

4 hours ago

Strictly replacements Prince Andrew and Fergie to start presenting soon...

gnashermenace

4 hours ago

Anyone else remember Red Adair. He owned a fire fighting company that pioneered an inspired technique to extinguishing burning oil wells by setting off a huge explosion directly above it. Counterintuitively, the explosion would use up all the available oxygen from around the burning well, and it would go out. Anyway. If I ever found Keir Starmer on fire, I think that would be the technique I'd use to extinguish him.

randomcrap

8 hours ago

What did Albert Fish say to his cell mate? "If the food runs out, we still have each other!"

evanc7

9 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

nausicaa Seriously fucked it up this time ya bunch of knob jockeys,this site is terrible, now you've messed with it

12 hours ago - View Post

nausicaa Poor Matt, having his name cropped from creative work then whored on here without a credit or acknowledgment, for a few cheap votes on Sicki. ☹️

14 hours ago - View Post

nausicaa just being friends with a queer is enough to send you to hell?

21 hours ago - View Post

nausicaa Can Jimmysammy still post a Trump Pic/Joke every 5 minutes?

23 hours ago - View Post

nausicaa It’s a dangerous game. Risky business, but worth it. Love lighting farts.

yesterday - View Post

nausicaa I'm finding it hard to beat or take in hand?

yesterday - View Post

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