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I was discussing my mortgage application with the bank manager. In the Health Condition Declarations section he asked me, 'Have you ever been sectioned under the Mental Health Act?' I replied, 'I haven't, but Tony has.' He said, 'Who's Tony?' I said, 'Tony is the one who takes over when I go to sleep. He's strangled a bunch of prozzies for Jesus.'

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