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A rabbit is running through the jungle one day and sees a hippo just about to do a big line of ketamine. 'Hey hey, don't do that' says the rabbit, you'll be spaced out for 30 minutes then that's the rest of your day wasted, why don't you come jogging with me, it's brilliant " 'Fuck off' replied the hippo 'Oh come on' said the rabbit ' i promise, you'll feel brilliant after' 'Okay, okay, if it will shut you up I'll give it a go' said the hippo and they both start jogging through the forest. Wasn't long until they can across a monkey just about to open a bottle of Jack Daniels. 'Wow wow, don't drink that, ' said the rabbit ' I know it seems like a great idea but honestly it starts great but when the bottle is empty you'll feel sick, sad and tomorrow you'll have the mother of headaches, come jogging with hippo and me' The monkey looks at the bottle then over to hippo who is nodding and says ' ah fuck it, why not, you've convinced me.' All 3 start jogging through the forest. In the next clearing 3 elephants were sitting down rolling spliffs. 'Erm....don't do that guys, you'll just be monged out for a bit, talk shit and then probably eat for the next 12 hrs, come jogging with us lot, it's brilliant, you'll feel ace'........promise. The elephants look at each other then at the other animals and decide to give it a go. Off they all set. Just over the bridge they come across a lion cooking up some heroin on a spoon. 'Nooo' says the rabbit. ' Come jogging with meeeee...............an....' Seeing the rabbit the lion suddenly drops the spoon, grabs the rabbit by the throat and rips his head clean off. As his twitching body drops to the floor the other animals look at the lion in fear and confusion. 'I'm not being funny' said the lion 'but it's the same every fucking time that bastard rabbit does a line of speed'