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2 years ago-In The News-TV

More News on The Philip Scofield Grooming Scandal. One of his victims, Gordon the Gopher has come out and spoken to the press. "Yes, the rumours are true, I was groomed by Philip Scofield on several occasions, normally it started when I had knotted fur and he would take out his massive brush and start stroking me repeatedly, I quite enjoyed the attention at the start, it made me feel special, my fur felt silky smooth, but now that I know he did this for his own sexual gratification I feel so used, I would ask all family pets to be wary of grooming services offered by their owners"

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