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To: BP, Shell, Centrica, Eon, SSE, EDF, Scottish Power Subject: Most beneficial and profitable relationship Dearest God-fearing friends, I am Kwasi Kwarteng, the recently appointed and most powerful and most excellent UK Chancellor of Her Majesty’s most abundant Exchequer and I have been authorised to release the sum of ONE HUNDRED BILLION POUNDS STERLING free money to deposit into your bank accounts. In order to release these funds, I require immediately a deposit and authorisation fee transferred to the bank account of my employer, The Conservative Party. Payment accepted in all major currencies including Russian Roubles, Cayman Islands Dollars and Bitcoin. I will be expecting to hear from you, Kwasi Kwarteng

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jackmeough A mong moderator deletes jokes that get picked up and shared on X for thousands of likes and they've convinced someone sickipedia can be monetized again?!. That's hilarious and sad at the same time. Best of luck.

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jackmeough 😀 ive never bought a gem mate

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jackmeough 😀 ive never bought a gem mate

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jackmeough The clown who runs this site has at last, screwed the pooch. Sickipedia. Proof that Evolution can actually work backwards

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jackmeough I mean FFS. We stood by u u dickhead when u lost ALL OF OUR JOKES over years! And u repay us with this ballix? I will buy 50 million diamonds if u buy a pair of concrete shoes u balloon

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jackmeough WTF happened to this site? Jesus H Christ .

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