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redneon

3 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 13

I was just at a funeral, when I heard my late uncle whisper something from beyond the grave. "Sorry I'm late, I lost track of time in the pub"

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jackbuntis …aye spot on. ……after recriminations when they fucked up the site the others buggered off & have left Wankstain to it, with nothing apart from a car crash shitshow of a site & a shed full of unwanted worthless gems 😂

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dogsbody14 He's fucking terrified Jack....He knows we've got him,bang to rights,for being the only admin and alt on here! Lower than a yellow snakes belly!!

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dogsbody14 Don't blame others for your failures, you've fucking screwed this site into the deck,and the inevitable is coming

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dogsbody14 You are the only admin left wankstain..

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dogsbody14 Oi! Wankstain, am I getting too close to the truth, so you've blocked me from commenting on YOUR account! Hit a nerve have I ? I can feel you panicking and squirming from the truth,shitting a brick because your dialup site is imploding around you? Hahahahahaha!!

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dogsbody14 Oi! Wankstain, am I getting too close to the truth, so you've blocked me from commenting on YOUR account! Hit a nerve have I ? I can feel you panicking and squirming from the truth,shitting a brick because your dialup site is imploding around you? Hahahahahaha!!

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