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crackshack

3 years ago-Funny-blonde-Post Rating : 2

I would rather give 60 billion to ukraine and pay 100x the average price for everything I purchase and be bankrupt than vote for Trump because abortion and trans rights are most important topics of the day ... Said no American ever

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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "you won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything." His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blow job?" "No, I never found her head!!!"

rory

2 hours ago

What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Helen Keller? Helen Keller grew up to lose her virginity.

redneon

3 hours ago

Mummy takes little Johnny to the zoo. As they pass the elephant cage, the elephant has an erection. "What's that, Mummy?" asks the child. "Nothing, Johnny, nothing," says the embarrassed mother, swiftly leading him on. A week later Johnny's dad takes him and the same happens. "What's that, Daddy?" "That, son, is the elephant's penis." "Mummy said it was nothing." "Your mother's spoilt, Son!"

johnnysins

4 hours ago

''I never saw young women on Epstein visits, Mandelson tells BBC'' Though I bet he saw loads of young men!

bomber

4 hours ago

There once was a lady named Renee, who refused to get out of the way. When surrounded by Ice, she took her advice from her wife to put it in gear and drive away and that is why she is no longer here to this day....... I guess im a poet too

clown

9 hours ago

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dogsbody14 40yr old joke!! This site is fucked....utterly fucked!

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dogsbody14 Noah wants his joke back.....

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ianwatkins is that you blackdragon? being a fucking joke tea leaf again?

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sphinctered

Rank : 1 | Score : 52.20

ponga

Rank : 2 | Score : 32.34

rory

Rank : 3 | Score : 25.90

redneon

Rank : 4 | Score : 19.50

hadoken

Rank : 5 | Score : 16.40

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