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stevielav

3 years ago-Wordplay-Children-Post Rating : 5

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying me dad was a tight cunt or anything like that but when we were kids I remember him and me mam talking around this time of year and me mam saying Eee Bob what we gonna get the kids for Christmas and him saying boil them an egg each and tell them is fucking Easter

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