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A man calls his boss and tells him he won't be coming in to work today because he's not feeling well. The boss says, "Well we really need you today. Whenever I'm feeling sick I tell my wife to give me a blow job. Works every time. Why don't you try that and then see how you feel." He calls back an hour later and says, "Just letting you know, I'm on my way to work. I feel great now. And by the way, you have a nice house."

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This once great website. Now taken over by the Donald Trump fanclub (involuntary celibate division) and about as funny as wanking with sandpaper. What a time to be alive

lennyscrevasse

1 hours ago

I finally had enough of the Trump-bashing, so as a social-experiment I put on my red MAGA hat and went to work and such. It turns out the reactions and the abuse from "liberals" were every bit as bad as I expected, if not ten times worse..... Finally I was pulled aside and told, "Look, we can live with the MAGA hat, but it's your brown stormtrooper costume and red swastika armbands that are causing the real problem here."

wasp

5 hours ago

My wife had bad flatulence last night that she followed through with a shit, and she tried to deny it but the intensity of the smell got worse and worse, that finally she waddled out of the room with shame as fast as she could. The Tell-Tale-Fart.

wasp

5 hours ago

I begged my wife to come to church with me just once and she said, "Fuck off, I don't go in for your MAGA Bible shite"..... "Oh come on," I replied, "I'm playing Job in the pageant, and I need you right there when we unveil the - 'Behold, the great Behemoth' !"

wasp

7 hours ago

I told my wife, "You really need to lose some fucking weight".... I continued, "You're the only person I've ever seen that just when they waddle into a McDonalds, all the poor people working in there start scrambling like a bunch of WWII fighter pilots."

wasp

8 hours ago

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jackbuntis Risco never posts an original meme. He just lifts old shite that we’ve all seen a thousand times from FB et al. Too thick to figure out it’s because of the likes of him this once great edgy site is fkd.

an hour ago - View Post

jackbuntis Risco never posts an original meme. He just lifts old shite that we’ve all seen a thousand times from FB et al. Too thick to figure out it’s because of the likes of him this once great edgy site is fkd.

an hour ago - View Post

jackbuntis Risco never posts an original meme. He just lifts old shite that we’ve all seen a thousand times from FB et al. Too thick to figure out it’s because of the likes of him this once great edgy site is fkd.

an hour ago - View Post

jackbuntis Risco never posts an original meme. He just lifts old shite that we’ve all seen a thousand times from FB et al. Too thick to figure out it’s because of the likes of him this once great edgy site is fkd.

an hour ago - View Post

jackbuntis Risco never posts an original meme. He just lifts old shite that we’ve all seen a thousand times from FB et al. Too thick to figure out it’s because of the likes of him this once great edgy site is fkd.

an hour ago - View Post

jackbuntis Risco never posts an original meme. He just lifts old shite that we’ve all seen a thousand times from FB et al. Too thick to figure out it’s because of the likes of him this once great edgy site is fkd.

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