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I was taking my scruffy little mutt for a walk the other day and fancied a pint. Well, the pub had a sign up saying 'Guide Dogs Only' So I put my shades on and walked in. The barman says,' Sorry mate, no dogs, guide dogs only' I replied, 'It is a guide dog' The barman started laughing and said, 'Fuck off, guide dogs are Labradors or Alsatians' I felt down and said, 'What have the bastards give me.........?'
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