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mrpinknshiney

2 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Amputation-Post Rating : 2

Woke up this morning couldn’t feel my hands I thought ooohh I’ve read about this if I have a wank it feels like someone else wanking you off,or it would have done if I didn’t have meningitis as a kid n have my hands amputated

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