A guy walks into a bar and sits beside another guy and immediately notices he has a giant cigarette lighter. The first guy says "Wow! That's a huge lighter! Where'd you get it?" The other guy replies, "A genie from this bottle granted me one wish." "Cool! Can I try it?" "Sure." The first guy rubs the bottle and a genie appears. "You are granted one wish" says the genie. The guy replies excitedly, "I want a million bucks!" "Your wish is granted." And the genie disappears. A few minutes pass and then suddenly the bar door swings open and in pour ducks. Thousands and thousands of ducks fall over each other and fill up the bar. "I can't believe this!" says the guy who just made his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" The second guy responds, "Do you really think I wished for a 12 inch Bic?"
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dogsbody14 Sheldon?? Are you completely retarded? We know it's you lennywankstain! BTW,that's a girls bum,too old and the wrong sex for you,bacon nonce!
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dogsbody14 sheldon007,you thick cunt,you're talking to yourself! Lennywankstain, you can't do fuck all right,can you!
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dogsbody14 Oh! You filthy bastard! How old are those kids in that download YOU paid for?? 🤔 🤮
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