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The Prime Minister of India decreed that there should be a huge national marathon – the likes of Boston, London & New York which get so much international publicity. Any resident of their fine country would be entitled to enter. There was huge interest - with six million entries! “That is far too many entries” exclaimed his advisors. “Runners and spectators will be crushed to death in the crowds!” “Then we will restrict this race just to the men of India” decreed the Prime Minister. Entries were called again. Four million men! The advisors called for a further reduction.” “This race will then be just for our admired eunichs” declared the Prime Minister. Half a million entries! “Then we will limit it to the first 500 eunichs to arrive at the start line!” What shall we call this great event Mr Prime Minister?” “I am thinking we shall call this The India Knackerless 500!”