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chalky

9 months ago-Crime-Theft

I was up in front of the magistrate for shoplifting. "You have been brought before me for the theft of £212.39 pence worth of goods from Tesco. I must make you aware, as the cost of goods stolen is more than £200, the penalty for shoplifting can lead to a sentence of up to seven years" said the magistrate. "£191.47" I replied. "What do you mean?" asked the magistrate. "I've got a Clubcard"

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scorpiox666 And you can post under other people's usernames....

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scorpiox666 Posting here as ScorpioX666 as well. FFS. My nan could do this better, and she's been dead twenty years.

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scorpiox666 WTF?

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scorpiox666 I wonder if he's left his bank details here anywhere....?

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scorpiox666 And I seem to be posting under someone else's username. I am definitely not Scorpiox666....

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scorpiox666 More bugs than Freddie Mercury's wank sock

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