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A guy and his wife are about to have sex when a bee flies into the room. Just as she opens her legs, the bee flies into her pussy and gets stuck. So her husband drives her to the hospital. The doctor says to the guy, "I have a plan but I'll only do it if you agree to it." The guy says "OK, as long as she is safe." So the doctor puts some honey on his dick and sticks it into her pussy. The guy asks "why are you doing that?" The doctor replies "the bee will come to my dick and when it lands, I will pull it out slowly." "It's not coming. I better go deeper!" The doctor went deeper and deeper. He began shafting the woman hard and seemed to be enjoying himself. The woman began to cry loudly, "AHH OHH AHH OHH MOTHER FUCKER! THANK YOU!" The doctor started fucking her like crazy. "WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT!?" roared the husband. The doctor replied, "Changed my mind. I'm gonna drown the bastard!!!"
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sicklpedia Haha had a lot of you there, it seems. Even the actual admin commented on here without telling you all it was bullshit.
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newagenazi If it was a picture of your mum dogfucker, it would be dribbling out of her ass
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dogsbody14 Ffs! Change your insults and grow up lennywankstain...be original for once,you peado monce
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dogsbody14 What the fuck are you spluttering on about lennywankstain? Nice of you to use a picture of your mum though!
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dogsbody14 Lennywankstain....Why are you accusing someone else of using your accounts, you bicycle seat sniffing peado
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