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Was sitting at home today, when the doorbell rang. I got up, answered it, and there was a Salesman standing there. “Good afternoon Sir” he said.. “I’m from Persquil washing powder solutions..and i’d like to give a free demonstration of our washing machine-less washing powder.... do you have any dirty washing?” “Sure i said...hang on.....so i rummaged through the pile of dirty washing, and found my garage overalls...filthy with grease and Oil.. “Here ya go” He filled his bowl with the solution..took my overalls, and dipped them into it, whilst doing so, he sang merrily..“And a dip dip here, and a dip dip there...hold them to the light, clean and bright...hold them to the nose..sweet as a rose” Sure enough..they were as new!..and smelled wonderful!...I was gobsmacked. “So Sir..have you anything else you want cleaned?” “Sure...hang on” I replied...and ran upstairs to get a pair of my wife’s well worn tights..... Again he dipped them into the solution. “And a dip dip here..and a dip dip there, hold them to the light, clean and bright...hold them to the nose..UUURGH....and a dip dip here, and a dip dip there....”