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citypigeon

8 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Doctor-Post Rating : 0

a psychiatrist is doing the rounds in the ward. He approaches a rather self-absorbed patient and asks 'good morning how are you today?' the patient gives him a nasty look and says 'don't you realise I am Stalin and you shall address me in the proper manner!'. 'Oh, I didn't realise' said the psychiatrist. 'but ... how do you know you are Stalin?'. 'God told me!' replies the nutter. At which point, someone shouts from the next room 'liar! I never told him that!'.

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