Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome price, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young price that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so." That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauted frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: "I don't fucking think so!" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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lennyscrevasse Where's the joke you sad fucking incel paedo worshipping shit cunt? I've just fingerblasted your mum
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scorpiox666 …..oh, you expecting ‘thumbs up’ for a meme that’s been doing the rounds across social media for well over a decade eh?
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