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homer

8 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Ironic-Post Rating : 0

It's so embarrassing. I was at my girlfriends house for dinner on sunday when I suddenly let out a little fart. "Oh my God" said her father "we're having curry again"

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darker …another sad day for Sickipedia as a sad lonely cunt posts excruciatingly unfunny childish shit.

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