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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Incest-Post Rating : 0

Mary had a hairy minge She wanted it hair free So she took a razor to her muff And shaved so carefully Halfway through her lamb leapt in And knocked her arm aside She cut her gash so deep and hard That Mary nearly died She ran downstairs to grab the phone And dialled Nine-nine-nine Dripping blood along the floor In a bright red bloody line The medics came and saw Mary Passed out on the floor The lamb was licking mary's minge Of all the blood and gore You'd think the medic would feel sick At the site of such a thing But instead he shagged the little lamb With his throbbing "ding-a-ling" When Mary woke and noticed that The lamb was licking her cunt She just lay back and enjoyed herself The dirty fucking munt' While she lay back groaning hard The medic he did spurt While his hand was up her arse She loved it but it hurt His load went all across her chest It glistened and did gleam It would have been a bit less wrong If Mary was at least sixteen But she got upon her knees she did And grabbed him by the scrote Then took his dirty bloodied cock And rammed it down her throat So we've covered shaving, fisting, cum-whores, Anal, Teen sex, deep throat, beastiality, All these things which regularly occur Every day in reality And Mary was happy, so content It was the best sex she'd ever had As she realised she'd also had incestual sex Because the medic was her dad

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jackbuntis Hi, Lenny alt… ….i noticed you’ve pretty much stopped using your @propacunt alt for abusive threatening & menacing messages and some comments... …just wondering if it’s because I reported you to the police couple of months back? (as I said I would) JB

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