A man finished his pint and Said "see you barman i'm off home now i need a good shit" "why go home?" Quizzed the Barman."We have just revamped our toilets carpeted and heated its home from home in fact my wife's put loads of little finishing touches in there to make our customers feel homely" "I'd rather not i have a slight problem barman i have to take salts" the man said. "look i insist i wont hear of it you must use our toilets please" said the barman. The barman had insisted so the man obliged and used the toilet. 5 mins after the man returned from the toilet the barman's wife was screaming with rage "Who the fucking hell's been in this toilet there's shit everywhere on the seat the walls the carpets and even the fucking lampshade?"said the barman's wife. The barman asked the man "what kind of salts do you take anyway?" "Somersaults" he replied
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wassock In 2017, the British monarchy was valued as a "branded business" at £67.5 billion. The profit from the Crown Estate goes to the Treasury, £1.1billion for 2024/2025. The official yearly cost of the Royals is . £86.3 million. The joke being, we have clowns wanting to close this down, lol
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wassock In 2017, the British monarchy was valued as a "branded business" at £67.5 billion. The profit from the Crown Estate goes to the Treasury, £1.1billion for 2024/2025. The official yearly cost of the Royals is . £86.3 million. The joke being, we have clowns wanting to close this down, lol
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guidofawkes Funny, edgy proper old school type Sickipedia joke is that. 😂😂😂 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
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