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8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Embarassing-Post Rating : 1

A man finished his pint and Said "see you barman i'm off home now i need a good shit" "why go home?" Quizzed the Barman."We have just revamped our toilets carpeted and heated its home from home in fact my wife's put loads of little finishing touches in there to make our customers feel homely" "I'd rather not i have a slight problem barman i have to take salts" the man said. "look i insist i wont hear of it you must use our toilets please" said the barman. The barman had insisted so the man obliged and used the toilet. 5 mins after the man returned from the toilet the barman's wife was screaming with rage "Who the fucking hell's been in this toilet there's shit everywhere on the seat the walls the carpets and even the fucking lampshade?"said the barman's wife. The barman asked the man "what kind of salts do you take anyway?" "Somersaults" he replied

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dogsbody14 The grown ups are talking lenny.....go and play with your Gary Glitter doll,there's a good nonce....!

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dogsbody14 You can't turn around things people have said about you first--- Unoriginal cuntbag @

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weebaby What the fuck does this stupid meme even mean? Fuck off

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dogsbody14 Hahahahahaha! You sad peado! Who said they were under YOUR skin? Me first,cuntbag! Honesty to fucking God,have an original thought for once!

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lennyscrevasse Still living rent free in dograper's head I see

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dogsbody14 Who asked for your childish bollox wankstain?

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