A rather ugly man walks into a bar with a big grin on his face, and orders a draft beer. 'What are you so happy about?' asks the Bartender. 'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'As you know, I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home from the bar, last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, just like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free... and took her back to my place.' Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything: me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!' 'Fantastic, you lucky bastard!' exclaimed the Bartender. 'Was she pretty?' 'Dunno. Never found the head’.
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jackbuntis …aye, get the fk over yasel, no fkn cares, least of all thd mods.
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jackbuntis I'll get you all the dilithium crystals in the universe if you get us out of this
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jackbuntis thicko, you do know more white men commit sex offences than immigrants , you thick arrogant , non educated fucking cunt
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jackbuntis Seriously fucked it up this time ya bunch of knob jockeys,this site is terrible, now you've messed with it
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jackbuntis Poor Matt, having his name cropped from creative work then whored on here without a credit or acknowledgment, for a few cheap votes on Sicki. ☹️
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