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Three soldiers make it through to the final phase to join the SAS. The commanding officer greets them and asks "Men, do you love your country?", "Sir, yes sir!" They all reply in perfect unison. The commander continues, "and do you love your wives?", "Sir, yes sir!" The men reply again. "Which do you love more? Your country or your wives?". "Sir, our country sir!". The commander says that he knew that they would all say this and informs them that each one of their wives are being kept in separate rooms and wants each one of them to kill their wives for their country to pass the final test and hands each one a hand gun. The 1st soldier hands his gun straight back and says there's no chance he could possibly do such a thing. The 2nd soldier enters the room. After a couple of minutes of silence he emerges sweating explaining that he loves his wife too much and hands his gun back. The 3rd soldier enters his room. After 5 minutes the commander hears 2 gun shots followed by a scream and an almighty crash. The 3rd soldier emerged panting and sweaty. The commander asks "What the hell happened in there soldier?!" to which the soldier replied "Well sir. That gun that you gave me was full of blanks so I had to beat her to death with the chair".