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alshvar

8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Nymphomania-Post Rating : 0

Three slags went to a fairground and noticed a sign saying 'shag an elephant for 10 quid'. So the first slag pays her money and sneaks off round the back off one of the marquees with an elephant. Half an hour later she returns looking exhausted but happy and said 'that was amazing, it really hit the spot' second slag pays her money and goes off on the tunnel of love with the elephant, comes back half an hour later saying how good it was and how the elephant had behaved like a perfect gentleman throughout etc.' so the third slag pays her money and goes off somewhere quiet with the elephant. Half an hour later she staggers back with a broken pelvis and looking very much the worse for wear if you'll pardon the expressions. So the first 2 slags ask 'what happened to you? ' the 3rd slag replies 'the bastard tried to finger me!'

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