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oorwullie

8 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Obesity-Post Rating : 2

"Does this dress make me look fat?" Asked the wife, as she was getting ready to go out. "No, not at all." I replied. "Oh good." She smiled. "As long as I don't look ridiculous." "Hang on." I said. "You didn't fucking ask me that."

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dogsbody14 Thank fuck the scousers that were run over weren't Jewish, or we'd never hear the fucking end of it!!

41 min ago - View Post

dogsbody14 Not quite up to lennywankstain and his mastership of comedy classics,but,it's close! Good try! 😆😆

44 min ago - View Post

guidofawkes @dogsbody14. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

an hour ago - View Post

dogsbody14 @guidofawkes....I'm surprised the wanker hasn't floated this on the stockmarket!!

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urquhart Thats fucking shite you stupid cunt.

2 hours ago - View Post

guidofawkes ….fair play to ya lad, you’ve managed to write the most miserably pointless, unfunny piece of fuckin’ shit ever to appear on this site….

2 hours ago - View Post

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