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A boy walks into a whore house dragging a dead frog tied to a string. He says to the hostess, "I want the cheapest, dirtiest whore you've got." The lady says, "alright kid, room number 10." He throws the lady a tip and goes to the room. He has his way with the whore for a while and leaves feeling accomplished. The hostess stops the boy and says "Hey kid, I gotta ask. What made you want the dirtiest whore we have?" The boy says, "Well, later, mom and dad will still be at work and I'll go to my babysitter. The baby sitter will touch me and hopefully catch what ever disease I just got from that whore. Then, dad will come and pick me up, but before we leave, he'll sleep with the baby sitter and get the disease. Then when we go home, mommy will come home from work and sleep with daddy, giving her the disease. Then tomorrow morning when daddy leaves for work, the mail man will come and sleep with my mom, and then he will get the disease." "AND THAT'S THE CUNT WHO RAN OVER MY FROG"