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I called 999 for an ambulance today. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the operator. "I kicked my toe it off the corner of the bed." I replied. And you want an ambulance for that?" he laughed. I said, "No, it's for my wife, she shouldn't have laughed."

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sickipedia Stop posting the same comment everywhere else you will get banned.

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sickipedia And who is responsible for that? @jackbuntis

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dogsbody14 Well said lenny.....

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jackbuntis From this sites own adverting section: ……“Rent Ad Space on Sickipedia – Boost Your Business the Darkly Funny Way. Looking to put your brand in front of thousands of twisted minds with a dark sense of humour?” ……yet the the site is nothing but a cascade of decades old lame dad jokes & Basil Brush content!!! ……the cunts should be prosecuted for false misleading enticement under the Trade Descriptions Act.

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