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When I project an image of the super moon on to my left breast my nipple appears in the sea of tranquility marking the very spot when the apollo mission touched down, a bizarre coincidence, or is it? When I move the image on a horizontal plain to my right breast my nipple marks a slightly different place on the Moon surface which again is quite surprising yet at the same time disturbing. I know it was a perfect horizontal plain cos I used that theodolite app on my phone. I will carefully plot the position and it must be the place where Stretch Armstrong buried the treasure. I will submit my findings to NASA in an email and I will be on the one show very soon. I'm on the way up, now is my time to shine :)
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