Did you know that without friendly bacteria in our intestines, we would die? In fact, clinical studies show the importance of a healthy digestive flora. The leading cause of common ailments, is the absence of certain strains of bacteria. We have all heard of dairy based probiotics, but did you realise that vegetable based strains, are even more effective? The reason? Humans are more likely to have co-evolved around them, after all, we would have consumed vegetables a long time before drinking fermented milk. Unfortunately a vast quantity of these microbes are destroyed by heat, (cooking) and hydrochloric acid in our stomachs. With these facts in mind, I inserted an extra large cucumber deep within my rectum. They didn’t believe my story down at the A&E either.
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sheldon007 ….aye, really?! …..it’s you ya arse dribblin’ spastic that needs jailing for that fuckin’ misery inducing, pathetic effort…. ….try posting something funny & or edgy ya sad tosser instead of making an embarrassing cunt of yourself……. ….bellend.
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dogsbody14 No she fucking didn't, you lying turd! Some paddy who hits little balls in holes won!
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dogsbody14 The lying freak speaks! Oi! Cuntstain....Where you been hiding boy? To ashamed to show yourself, or down the police station answering inquiries?
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