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squiffy320

7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Cheating-Post Rating : 0

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. 'What was that for?' the man asked. The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'. The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on' The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'

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Freshly Dug from the Graveyard

The family dropped the hint and bought me a state of the art male grooming kit. You think you're spick and span, when out of the blue, you feel a nasal hair brush your knee.

jackmeough

an hour ago

Bless me father for I have sinned .............Why what have you done? ...............I've told the bishop you're not a nonce

lennyscrevasse

5 hours ago

I've just decided to buy a film company. Picking the right one is absolutely Paramount

lennyscrevasse

5 hours ago

I'm chatting up this lass in my local right now. Think some of my lines are working. She says she reckons I'm smooth-brained.

niggerfarage

8 hours ago

If foreign H1Bs are ruining the American economy, they should go back to making their own pencils, then.

jackmeough

10 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

risco "Spud" from Trainspotting surely?

1 hours ago - View Post

dogsbody14 Lennywankstain....you are a FRAUD! Taking peoples money to fund your peado lifestyle

2 hours ago - View Post

dogsbody14 Lennywankstain...You're talking back at yourself again, jeez,how many fucking accounts have you got,cuntbreath?

3 hours ago - View Post

bobby24 When taking a screenshot of unfunny shit that’s been all over ‘X’ FB, Instagram et al for the past wk at least have the fuckin’ decency to crop it before you spam it on here, you useless humourless dick ‘ed.

4 hours ago - View Post

risco & just what exactly are you expecting for that dire piece of fuckin’ shit you unfunny loser? Lots of thumbs up? Gems? Some kind of hilarity award you cunt? You’re about as funny as an inbred Pakeh who’s just had a clitorectomy ya fuckin’ bellend.

4 hours ago - View Post

risco …by far the most unfunny thing posted on here in yrs, you cretinous, arse dribblin’ spastic. No wonder this site is fuckin’ tanking. Tossers like you spamming decades old shit that was never funny first time around. Bit of luck you might do us all a favour tonight in your sleep & kiff it by choking to death on ya own bile embittered vomit, ya fuckin’ loser.

5 hours ago - View Post

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Rank : 1 | Score : 99.30

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Rank : 2 | Score : 89.70

scorpiox666

Rank : 3 | Score : 89.30

lennyscrevasse

Rank : 4 | Score : 86.00

hadoken

Rank : 5 | Score : 77.70

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