An unsuccessful pimp who couldn't groom any girls into the profession ended up buying an inflatable sex doll which he dressed in lingery and put in a dimly lit room. The first client was told to be gentle because she's a new girl in town so is a bit shy. The client was very happy, got in, came out 5 minutes later paid the pimp and when asked said 'nice girl very shy but really clean! ' paid and left. The second client did his thing and when asked said 'I like them submisive I had my way with her and she didn't say a word! And OMG she was so very wet! ' paid and left. Third client got in. suddenly a loud bang was heard and he came out terrified. 'What's the problem? ' asked the pimp. 'Well' said the client ' at first it was good but then I asked if she is OK with anal. She didn't reply so I entered her and then she blew a huge fart and flew out of the window!
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