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ravenelle

8 years ago-Sex and Shit-Rape-Post Rating : 0

I got asked out by a really hot woman the other night. We went on a date to a posh restaurant and we got on really well, then she invited me back to her place... We sat on the sofa smiling at each other and got really close. Then I gently placed my hand on her knee and she leaned over to me and whispered in my ear: "You do not have to say anything, but it will harm your defence if you do not mention, when questioned, something that you later rely on in court....."

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dogsbody14 Lenny...Is that right that mum's addicted to fresh off the dinghy Afghan spunk??

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dogsbody14 What??

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dogsbody14 madman- is that you again lenny? The sentence structure appears to match....

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madman …wish some cunt would throw you off a fuckin’ high rise, ya unfunny, misery spreading, humourless sad loser.

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dogsbody14 How's mummys knickers smelling after the local migrants all took a turn?

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